Seraphina: On a scale of 1 to we had to murder them, I'd put them at a 4.
Caine: I've no idea what he's into, but I'm quite sure he's some level of crazy.
DM: Goddammit, I'm rolling like a DM.
Buff: (dramatically raises glowing sword into the air) ... LINE!
Buff: It's a pity we can't just go fight the blockade.
Jean: Champion-ship belt...
Oto: The man's a pirate.
Ilyich: I think you mean a pre-emptive nautical salvage expert.
Buff: A win in the fight against the forces of not-so-good.
Joan: I am not subtle.
DM: Count Cudgula
Joan: The noise of this fight has gone BWAAA DING BOOM!!
Caine: I guess that would make it nomad's land.
Ilyich: So instead of plate armour with glowing coming out of it, you're going for the cowelled robe with glowing coming out of it. That'll settle people down.
Buff: With your fancy pants and my lack of shirt, we average out to a decent outfit!
Hazirawn: Draw me like one of your French swords!
Joan: As a general adventurer, I'd say that's... shady.
Buff: I don't know what I'm doing, so I can't go wrong!
Ilyich: That's riposterous!
Ilyich: Do you want ents? Because that is how you get ents!
Buff: The pretty one's a vampire?
Caine: The pretty ones are always vampires.
Oto: The less pretty ones are liches, and that's worse.
Ilyich: The fact that somebody doesn't want us to go in here makes me want to go in here.
Caine: He's a bullet point talker. I hate this.
Buff: If you wouldn't mind resolving this fellow...
Ilyich : OH, I'm going to resolve him.
Caine: How did you even survive to tenth level?
Lirin: Dear god Buff stop oh my god stop
Buff: A-ha! A-hee! And a couple of tra-la-la!
Buff: I want to do my stupid properly.
Lirin: Oh no.
Buff: We need to be looking the Gith horse in the mouth...
Buff: I can camp anywhere.
Oto: You certainly can.
Buff: I was just thinking...
Lirin: No, that's a lie.
Oto: Yes, we could do this without going near the water.
Caine: You pansy.
Buff: Kill something near me!
Oto: I did!
Buff: Without killing me!
Oto: Well that's a little more difficult!
Caine: I've no idea what he's into, but I'm quite sure he's some level of crazy.
DM: Goddammit, I'm rolling like a DM.
Buff: (dramatically raises glowing sword into the air) ... LINE!
Buff: It's a pity we can't just go fight the blockade.
Jean: Champion-ship belt...
Oto: The man's a pirate.
Ilyich: I think you mean a pre-emptive nautical salvage expert.
Buff: A win in the fight against the forces of not-so-good.
Joan: I am not subtle.
DM: Count Cudgula
Joan: The noise of this fight has gone BWAAA DING BOOM!!
Caine: I guess that would make it nomad's land.
Ilyich: So instead of plate armour with glowing coming out of it, you're going for the cowelled robe with glowing coming out of it. That'll settle people down.
Buff: With your fancy pants and my lack of shirt, we average out to a decent outfit!
Hazirawn: Draw me like one of your French swords!
Joan: As a general adventurer, I'd say that's... shady.
Buff: I don't know what I'm doing, so I can't go wrong!
Ilyich: That's riposterous!
Ilyich: Do you want ents? Because that is how you get ents!
Buff: The pretty one's a vampire?
Caine: The pretty ones are always vampires.
Oto: The less pretty ones are liches, and that's worse.
Ilyich: The fact that somebody doesn't want us to go in here makes me want to go in here.
Caine: He's a bullet point talker. I hate this.
Buff: If you wouldn't mind resolving this fellow...
Ilyich : OH, I'm going to resolve him.
Caine: How did you even survive to tenth level?
Lirin: Dear god Buff stop oh my god stop
Buff: A-ha! A-hee! And a couple of tra-la-la!
Buff: I want to do my stupid properly.
Lirin: Oh no.
Buff: We need to be looking the Gith horse in the mouth...
Buff: I can camp anywhere.
Oto: You certainly can.
Buff: I was just thinking...
Lirin: No, that's a lie.
Oto: Yes, we could do this without going near the water.
Caine: You pansy.
Buff: Kill something near me!
Oto: I did!
Buff: Without killing me!
Oto: Well that's a little more difficult!
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